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Guy who caught Aaron Judge's 62nd home run ball might be the biggest moron of 2022

Writer's picture: MarxTakesMarxTakes


Oh no Cory. This is an all time bag fumble by this guy. There have been a lot of idiots this year, but this Cory might take the cake. This guy has to live the rest of his life knowing one horrific decision cost him $1.5 million.


According to the NY Post, Cory isn't salty that he lost the $1.5 million (lies) and is happy that he was able to complete the auction process fairly.


“Congratulations to Joe! Given the historical significance of #62, it was important to me that the selling process was fair, accessible and transparent. Joe seems like a great man and the perfect steward for this special piece of MLB history. The ball is in great hands and we thank Ken and the dedicated team."


I can hear the bitterness through this statement. It reminds me of that meme with the happy face mask behind a real face of tears.


Here it is; this is what I imagine Cory feels like right now:




Now the question is who won the ball? Well according to the NY Post, the winning bidder is a prominent Midwestern businessman and collector, but no full name was released.


The anonymous bidder said in a statement:


“I am very lucky with the help of Goldin to become the owner of the world’s most valuable baseball which comes from the most historic franchise in America’s game – the New York Yankees.


I don't wanna bash this Cory guy anymore but this is top 5 bag fumbling. The number 1 bag fumbler would be Sofia Franklyn who left the popular podcast Call Her Daddy back in May 2020. That is for another time but let's say her former co-host now has a 70 million dollar deal with Spotify.


If somebody offers you $3 million for a baseball, TAKE IT.





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