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Oct 3, 20231 min read

MarxTakes 2023 MLB Postseason Picks

There you have it - my 2023 MLB postseason picks. I processed months ago that the Braves would win the World Series, so the pain won't be...

Jul 31, 20231 min read

I don't want the Mets to trade Justin Verlander

The MLB trade deadline is tomorrow and the New York Mets are pretty much going to sell sell sell. They already traded away their elite...

Jul 10, 20232 min read

DMV Star of the Week - Joey Meneses

This week's DMV Star of the Week is Joey Meneses, who homered four times in three days to lift the Nats to a series win over the Rangers

Jul 3, 20232 min read

DMV Star of the Week - Patrick Corbin

This week's DMV Star of the Week is Patrick Corbin, who had by far his best outing of the 2023 season in Wednesday's rubber match in Seattle

May 12, 20231 min read

VIDEO: The Mets Stink

The Mets are an absolute liability right now...

Apr 12, 20231 min read

Phillies fans spent the game last night throwing hot dogs at each other

I guess 1 dollar hot dog night at the Phillies game turned into a full on food fight. To be fair, the Phillies were getting KILLED by the...

Dec 21, 20222 min read

UNCLE STEVIE DOES IT AGAIN: CARLOS CORREA IS A NEW YORK MET

Last night, I woke up at 3:30 AM to go to the bathroom. I briefly looked at my phone and saw an ESPN notification. "BREAKING: CARLOS...

Oct 17, 20222 min read

To Nobody's Surprise, Buster Olney is Getting Clowned on Twitter

Nature is healing. MLB ESPN reporter, Buster Olney is getting clowned again on Twitter for his dumb takes. My hatred for Buster started...

Oct 5, 20222 min read

Sal Licata is Getting Clowned So Hard and Rightfully So

June 1, 2022 123 days later, the Braves are the NL East champions, again. As a Mets fan, I'm sad and depressed over the team's NL east...

Oct 3, 20220 min read

Mets State of the Union

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